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"Negative Script" by Sleaford Mods
Method of Extraction: Butane
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (approximately 70% / 30%)
Genotype: Bordello = Blueberry Apocalypse X Alexis
This strain's true genetics are elusive. These genetics may not be completely accurate.
Purchased On: 08/01/2019
Harvested On (flower): 08/27/2018
Packaged On: 07/23/2019
Purchase Price: $50.00 + tax
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Delivery Method(s) Used: Glass dab rig w/ a quartz nail
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 77.34%; THC 4.11%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (LK Pure Labs)
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Physical Characteristics: Yellow, puree consistency.
Terpene Profile: I did not request the lab report for this sample so I will not be providing specific terpene levels.
In its intact state, this live sugar smelled lightly of sweet, tangy citrus. When dabbed, I tasted mostly sweet herbal and floral, which I think is how the blueberry influence most likely expresses itself in this budder. There is some light berry that I also detected on the exhale. The flavor intensity was on the milder end of the spectrum.
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Effects: A steady climber that starts out as a whisper in the ear and slowly grows in intensity over time, eventually hitting the body and mind. For me, the high wandered at times, though in a pleasant way, as it reached its plateau. For most, this will be a relaxing, slowly expanding and steady experience with a lot of medicinal potential.
Duration of Effects: 2+ hours
May Help With: Helped with mood & G.I. cramps. May also help with anxiety, nausea, depression, pain management, nerve pain, muscle spasms (and more).
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Case: Bordello Budder (extract)
File Date: 08/30/2019
Case No: 0298
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