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REPORT:

​"Negative Script" by Sleaford Mods











​​ANALYSIS:
Form: Budder

Method of Extraction:
Butane

Type:
Indica-Dominant Hybrid (approximately 70% / 30%) 

Genotype:  Bordello  =  Blueberry Apocalypse  X  Alexis

This strain's true genetics are elusive. These genetics may not be completely accurate.

Cultivator:
Grassroots

Purchased On:
08/01/2019

Harvested On (flower):
08/27/2018

Packaged On: 07/23/2019

Weight:
1g

Purchase Price:
$50.00 + tax

NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.

Delivery Method(s) Used:
Glass dab rig w/ a quartz nail

Cannabinoids Profile:
THCa 77.34%; THC 4.11%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (LK Pure Labs)

TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library

Physical Characteristics:
Yellow, puree consistency. 

Terpene Profile:
I did not request the lab report for this sample so I will not be providing specific terpene levels. 

In its intact state, this live sugar smelled lightly of sweet, tangy citrus. When dabbed, I tasted mostly sweet herbal and floral, which I think is how the blueberry influence most likely expresses itself in this budder. There is some light berry that I also detected on the exhale. The flavor intensity was on the milder end of the spectrum.

TIPS: Low temperature dabbing is mandatory to achieve the most flavorful and potent experience. To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library.

Effects:
A steady climber that starts out as a whisper in the ear and slowly grows in intensity over time, eventually hitting the body and mind. For me, the high wandered at times, though in a pleasant way, as it reached its plateau. For most, this will be a relaxing, slowly expanding and steady experience with a lot of medicinal potential.    

​Duration of Effects:
2+ hours

May Help With:
Helped with mood & G.I. cramps. May also help with anxiety, nausea, depression, pain management, nerve pain, muscle spasms (and more).​

Rating:
4/5


​NOTE
: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here


Case: Bordello Budder (extract)  

 

File Date: 08/30/2019


Case No: 0298

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Bordello Budder