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Case: Chemzilla Pre-Roll (1g joint)  


File Date: 05/21/2017

Case No: 0116

product packaging. A five inch slim white plastic tube with a green pop top.

Chemzilla Pre-Roll Joint

product photo. A large joint with a filter leans up against a shiny, stainless steel Colibri brand butane lighter.

Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid (unsure of breakdown)

Genotype:  Chemzilla  =  Shaqzilla  X  I-95

Shaqzilla =Super Silver Haze X Shack 1  (aka “Shackzilla”)       Originally bred by Sannie’s Seeds.

I-95 = Triangle Kush X (Legend OG X Stardawg IX)      Originally bred by Money Mike.

Bedford Grow

Purchased On:

Harvested On:

Packaged On:

Net Weight:
1-gram pre-roll joint

Purchase Price:
$12.12, tax included

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Delivery Method(s) Used:
joint with a crutch (filter)

Cannabinoids Profile:
THCa 23.12%; THC .38%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (LK Pure Labs)

To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page. 

Phenotype Profile:
N/A. This is a joint.            

Terpene Profile:
Alpha-Bisabolol 0.0287%; Beta-Caryophyllene 0.1832%; Alpha-Humulene 0.0775%%; Limonene 0.3109%; Beta-Myrcene 0.5633%; Alpha-Pinene 0.0448%; Beta-Pinene 0.0774% (LK Pure Labs)

No detectable odor was emitted from this unlit joint. When I drew on the unlit joint, it offered no cannabis flavor at all, but for the taste of rolling paper. When smoked, this joint tasted of, well, shit. Very harsh and lacking any flavor.  This lack of terps is certainly due to the 5-month old age of the joint. A combination of using bud and trim could have also contributed, but I can’t say for sure if the plant material used was all bud or not.

To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library page. 

The effects were mostly cerebral, though they were very weak. After smoking 1/2 joint, the high was much too mild and short-lived. Overall, this joint offered only a fraction of the potential effects from this strain.

Duration of Effects:
30 min - 1 hour

May Help With:
Helped with nothing. If it would have been a fresh sample, it had the potential to help with mood, depression, appetite (and more)

Rating: 0/5
Because this joint was old and very dry, it had degraded to the point where it was certainly not medical grade and not even fresh enough to sell in a recreational market.   

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