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Case: Chemzilla Pre-Roll (1g joint)
File Date: 05/21/2017
Case No: 0116
Chemzilla Pre-Roll Joint
Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid (unsure of breakdown)
Genotype: Chemzilla = Shaqzilla X I-95
Shaqzilla =Super Silver Haze X Shack 1 (aka “Shackzilla”) Originally bred by Sannie’s Seeds.
I-95 = Triangle Kush X (Legend OG X Stardawg IX) Originally bred by Money Mike.
Cultivator: Bedford Grow
Purchased On: 04/21/2017
Harvested On: 12/06/2016
Packaged On: 03/29/2017
Net Weight: 1-gram pre-roll joint
Purchase Price: $12.12, tax included
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Delivery Method(s) Used: joint with a crutch (filter)
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 23.12%; THC .38%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (LK Pure Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: N/A. This is a joint.
Terpene Profile: Alpha-Bisabolol 0.0287%; Beta-Caryophyllene 0.1832%; Alpha-Humulene 0.0775%%; Limonene 0.3109%; Beta-Myrcene 0.5633%; Alpha-Pinene 0.0448%; Beta-Pinene 0.0774% (LK Pure Labs)
No detectable odor was emitted from this unlit joint. When I drew on the unlit joint, it offered no cannabis flavor at all, but for the taste of rolling paper. When smoked, this joint tasted of, well, shit. Very harsh and lacking any flavor. This lack of terps is certainly due to the 5-month old age of the joint. A combination of using bud and trim could have also contributed, but I can’t say for sure if the plant material used was all bud or not.
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Effects: The effects were mostly cerebral, though they were very weak. After smoking 1/2 joint, the high was much too mild and short-lived. Overall, this joint offered only a fraction of the potential effects from this strain.
Duration of Effects: 30 min - 1 hour
May Help With: Helped with nothing. If it would have been a fresh sample, it had the potential to help with mood, depression, appetite (and more)
Because this joint was old and very dry, it had degraded to the point where it was certainly not medical grade and not even fresh enough to sell in a recreational market.
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