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Corleone Kush: The Last Laugh
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Case: Corleone Kush (flower)
File Date: 08/09/2016
Case No: 0035
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A little while back, my own mother springs on me that she’s in the process of becoming a so-called “medical cannabis patient”. Then I get this email from her Sunday morning...
Go take a look at the sunrise, right now! I’ve never seen such wonderful colors, have you? I swear I just discovered a brand new shade of blue. I think I’ll name it 'Blue Dickie'! LOL! That means Lots Of Laughs, Blue Dickie! You’ve really got to mellow out a little, you know that? Take a chill pill. Oh! Oh that’s too funny!
Catch you later Blue Dickie! LOL!
Clearly, you have made friends with the devil’s vine. By the way, I believe it's "Laughing Out Loud". Go ahead, have your laughs. It’s all gonna end with you giggling right into the arms of the devil vine’s fiery embrace.
If you’re still grilling brats for dinner, I’ll be over at six.
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (breakdown unknown, but heavy leaning Indica)
Genotype: Corleone Kush = Pre-98 Bubba Kush X SFV OG Kush
Original Breeder is The Cali Connection
Date Purchased: 08/05/2016
Delivery Method Used: Clean glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 25.28%; THC .64%; CBDa .56%; CBD .54% (ACT Labs)
TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page.
Phenotype Profile: The buds from this sample exhibited light and neon greens with dark green sugar leaves, orange pistils and a large calyx structure. These flowers were glowing in heavy trich coverage.
Bud Density: 4 [1-5]
Terpene Profile: Beta-Caryophyllene 0.3816%; Alpha-Humulene 0.1110%; Limonene 0.4847%; Linalool 0.2655%; Beta-Myrcene 0.1949%; Nerolidol 0.0295%; Alpha-Pinene 0.0785%; Beta-Pinene 0.1219% (ACT Labs)
TIP: To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see my Terpenes Library page.
The intact bud smells strongly of earth with pine and lemon notes. Once ground, lemon pungency rules while the earth and pine take a back seat. Tastes of lemon and pine with a sort of mild Kool-Aid® sweetness and earth backdrop, especially on the exhale. The Kush lineage really does come through in the flavors and odors.
Effects: This is a straight up heavyweight Indica stone. You might be sinking; you might be floating. Your body and mind are riding the Kush waves of happiness and contentment to that little birdhouse in your soul.
TIP: They Might Be Giants cira 1990 and magical mushrooms can be either a perfect combination or a nightmare from hell.
Duration of Effects: 2+ hours
May Help With: Helped with stress and cervical nerve pain. May also help with anxiety, body pain, muscle conditions such as spasms, insomnia, (and more)
An excellent offering in a sea of Indicas currently out there in the market. Nicely cured, full of trichs.
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My mother needs an exorcism.
And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again... 'cause I'll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #71