Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report
Your Illinois Cannabis Authority
Today I thought I’d give you tokers a little peek behind the curtain. Here’s some of the lingo us cops use on the inside:
Air Mail:Bottles, bricks, rocks etc. thrown from rooftops or upper level windows at unsuspecting police officers below
Beach Time: Getting suspended
Dopey Dicks: Narcotics investigators
Electrician: An officer who has a reputation for frequently using their taser
Eye F**k: Dirty looks from a perpetrator
F.I.A.: Future Inmate of America
Ham Sandwich: Unregistered firearm kept in a plastic bag, used to plant on a suspect, if need be
I.D.Q.: Incoming Dumb Question
Leg Bail: A perp who runs from police to avoid arrest
Milk Man: An officer who takes his/her time on a call to get out of other pending calls
Nozzle Head: Firefighter
Reception Committee: A group of officers standing by at a location to assist in controlling an incoming violent prisoner
Urban Outdoorsman: Homeless person
Wooden Shampoo: Applying a nightstick about some perp’s head
Type: Sativa (100% / Landrace)
Genotype: Durban Poison = 100% Sativa Landrace, originating in S. Africa (assumes use of pure, landrace genetics)
Durban Poison is named after the South African port city of Durban. Durban Poison is staple breeding strain in modern cannabis genetics.
Purchased On: 04/21/2017
Harvested On: 03/28/2017
Packaged On: 04/16/2017
Net Weight: 1-gram pre-roll joint
Purchase Price: $12.12, tax included
NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.
Delivery Method(s) Used: joint with a crutch (i.e., filter)
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 26.39%; THC .91%; CBDa 1.0%; CBD 0% (LK Pure Labs)
TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page.
Phenotype Profile: N/A. This is a joint.
Bud Density: N/A [1 -5]
Terpene Profile: Alpha-Bisabolol 0.0538%; Beta-Caryophyllene 0.0755%; Delta 3 Carene 0.0338%; Limonene 0.0390%; Beta-Myrcene 0.1168%; Ocimene 0.1434%; Alpha-Pinene 0.0678%; Beta-Pinene 0.1028%; Alpha-Terpinene 0.0296%; Terpinolene 0.8007%; (LK Pure Labs)
In its intact state, it smelled lightly of sweet anise. I drew on it unlit, and it expressed some Durban Poison flavor. When smoked, this joint tasted mildly of anise. The joint seemed relatively fresh, but the flavors were one-dimensional; no spiciness or pungent sweetness typically exhibited by this strain.
TIP: To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library page.
I have also reviewed additional cultivators' Durban Poison products. See Product Reviews for a complete list.
Effects: After smoking half of the joint, I did experience that unmistakable Durban dose of clean energy and cerebral stimulation. However, I found the effects to be less potent and long lasting as I would expect to experience after smoking 1/2 a joint.
Duration of Effects: 1 hour
May Help With: Helped with mood. May also help with ADD, ADHD, PTSD, depression, stress, migraines, bi-polar disorder, appetite, nausea, minor body and nerve pain (and more)
Within the context of a pre-rolled joint, this Durban Poison jay was in the good range. It seemed fresh but I thought the flavors and effects were somewhat underwhelming. This reviewer thinks it might be because the joint was made from a combo of bud and trim, but my assessment on the plant material could be wrong. In any event, for me, this joint’s flavors and effects were middle of the road.
NOTE: For details about this 1-5+ Rating Scale, click here.
And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...cause I'll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge # 710
Durban Poison Pre-Roll: Coffee Talk
Case: Durban Poison Pre-Roll (1g joint)
File Date: 06/15/2017
Case No: 0123
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