I’ve seen you tokers do some odd things while under the influence of the devil’s vine, but the craziness people exhibit while drunk seems to be limitless.

This past Saturday night I’d just finished a mid-shift and I’m in the parking garage of the police station. We’ve got our gas pumps in there, so I’m filling up my cruiser in the garage, when I hear the back passenger door open. I turn around to see a middle-aged woman proceed to sit in the back of my cruiser and close the door. I open the passenger door on my side and before I could even say anything she says, “Take me to 5200 West Bryn Mawr.”
“Excuse me, ma’am?”
Then she yells in a drunken slur, “You heard me dummy! I said 5200 Westh Bern Maw!
I reply, “You’re in a police car ma’am, not a taxi.”
“Whath's that?"

"You. Are. In. A. Police. Car, ma'am"

"Huh? Oh yeah?! Well, screw you buddy! You can't construct me, I mean instruct me like this! I know my friggin rights!”

Upon further investigation, I had the pleasure of arresting this citizen for an outstanding warrant as well as a charge for public intoxication.      


Method of Extraction: Butane

: Wax

: Sativa-Dominant wax blend (breakdown unknown)  

Fruit Punch  = Stardawg Guava  & Tangie

Stardawg Guava =  
Chemdawg 4 X Tres Dawg          Tangie =  California Orange X [Skunk #1 X Unknown Strain]

Green Thumb Industries (GTI)

Date Purchased
: 08/17/2016

Delivery Method(s) Used
: Glass dab rig w/ quartz nail

Cannabinoids Profile
THCa 59.38%; THC 4.09%; CBDa  0%; CBD  0% (ACT Labs)

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: This sample was medium caramel colored with a semi-hard exterior that exhibited lots of small, cavernous holes, similar to the holes of a sponge. When loaded on to a dabber, the interior is very soft and easily adheres to the tool.

Terpenes Experience
: In its intact form, it gives off the typical generic pungency of a wax along with light notes of a Stardawg pheno – semi-sweet and musky-chemical. The combo of a Stardawg cut and Tangie makes for a unique flavor profile. The taste is mostly Stardawg musk-chemical with the tangerine citrus coming through very lightly on the exhale.

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: It’s mostly a balanced experience, though it does lean to the cerebral and energetic. A dawg spaciness is also there in the mix, along with noticeable body relaxation. There’s a bit of a creeper element to it, too. And, the spaciness definitely increases at higher doses.

Duration of Effects
: 1.5-2 hours                                              

May Help With
: mood, fatigue, stress, some forms of pain, appetite (and more)

Rating: 2.5/5

An adventurous wax blend the combo didn’t translate well on my palate and the potency was a underwhelming.   

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One thing’s for sure: There’s no way a stoner is ever going to mistake a police car for a taxi cab.     

And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again. . .'cause I'll be there.

-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710

product packaging. A three inch by four inch vacuumed sealed pouch.

Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report

Case: Fruit Punch (wax)  


File Date: 08/22/2016

Case No: 0039

officer Dick Downey's Pot Report Marijuana / Cannabis Concentrate / Wax Product Review

Fruit Punch: Fill 'er Up

product photo. An elevated shot of a shallow round clear plastic container that's holding a medium caramel colored wax with a semi-hard exterior that exhibits lots of small, cavernous holes, similar to the holes of a sponge.

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