product packaging. A three inch by four inch vacuumed sealed pouch with an orange and white matrix pattern on it.

Case: Golden Goat (flower)  


File Date: 05/05/2017

Case No: 0110

product photo. An eye level close up of three pine cone shaped buds with an abundance of long, twisting orange pistils crawling all over these glistening, neon green buds like ivy.

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Type: Sativa-dominant Hybrid (approx. 65%/35%)

Golden Goat =  Island Sweet Skunk  X  [ Hawaiian X  Romulan ]

ISS = Skunk #1 pheno X Sweet Skunk            Romulan = White Rhino X Sativa N.A.

The origins: Hawaiian/Romulan male crossed with Mr. Dank’s Island Sweet Skunk mother. Originated in Topeka, Kansas, it was an accidental pollination that led to the final genetics of this strain. Supposedly named after a Kansas recycling company.

Green Thumb Industries (GTI)

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Note on Packaging: The product’s resealable, ziplock pouch seemed to do a very effective job at retaining the freshness of the flowers.

Net Weight:

Purchase Price:
$60.60, tax included

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Delivery Method(s) Used:
clean, glass pipe

Cannabinoids from Sample:
THCa 23.34%; THC .95%; CBDa .01%; CBD .01% (ACT Labs)

TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page.

Phenotype Profile:
An abundance of long, twisting orange pistils crawl all over these glistening, neon green buds like ivy.      
    Bud Density: 4 [1-5]

Terpene Profile:
I requested the lab reports many weeks ago from which I pull the specific terpenes and their levels but I did not heard back from GTI so I cannot provide them for this review.

Golden Goat has a very distinct set of terps that I personally love. The intact buds smelled intensely of mostly dank, pungent Haze-like qualities with a pungency just on the other side of rancid. Once ground, this sample burst of bright, intense aromas of sour grapefruit, citrus, melon & skunk pungency and sweetness with notes of pine. This sample was an aromatic rainbow of wonderful dankness. When smoked, this bud tasted fruity, sweet and earthy. Some find the odors and flavors of Golden Goat to be off-putting, while others, like me, love them.

TIP: To learn all about terpenes, see the Terpenes Library page.

The effects are a sustained, potent and mostly cerebral experience combined with a mild body high in the background. This is some powerful stuff with a strong headiness and some energy. The experienced flower lovers will covet this strain. First-timers should proceed with caution; potential for some raciness and anxiety at higher doses.   
Duration of Effects:
2+ hours

May Help With:
Helped with mood and fatigue. May also help with stress, depression, nausea, ADD/ADHD, mental & creative focus, mild body and/or nerve pain (and more)

This was a perfectly cultivated, dried, trimmed and cured example of Golden Goat that was also extremely fresh. 

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Golden Goat: My 110th Product Review