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Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report
Case #00102 marks the beginning of the end. Today I heard something I thought I’d never hear and did something I thought I’d never do.
What I heard was, “Hey Dude, give me back my glue.” In a normal world, addressing an officer as ‘dude’ and asking for your dope back would result in an alley court session and ABH. That’s Actual Bodily Harm, burnouts. However, I now operate in a neo-socialist twilight zone, where good is bad and bad is good. I had no choice but to give this loser back his so called ‘medication’. It’s FUBAR. A real big piece of Officer Downey died today. A real. big. piece.
Method of Extraction: Butane
Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (approximately 70%/30%)
Genotype: Chocolate Diesel X Sisdub Very complex back-crossing genetics.
Chocolate Diesel = Chocolate Trip X Sour Diesel Sisdub = Chem Sis X Sour Dub
Another popular genotype for GG#4 is Chocolate D X Sour Dubb
Manufactured By: Cresco
Date Purchased: 04/22/2016
Delivery Method Used: Glass dab rig
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Characteristics: Medium-amber and caramel colored wax with a flexible, candlewax-like density and consistency. Easy to handle and very pliable and soft.
Terpene Profile: Instead of the familiar, generic pungent aroma and flavor often experienced with extracts, this sample exhibited strain-specific terpene qualities. The raw product emitted a distinct, mild sweet-hash aroma, and these same sweet-hash notes were noticeable during dabbing, especially on the exhale.
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Effects: Most say that despite the sativa lineage, GG#4 ‘glues’ you to the couch. This sample definitely had a predominantly Indica expression, though there was a noticeable sativa effect.
Duration of Effects: 3+ hours
May Help With: mood, anxiety, depression, PTSD, ADD/ADHD, OCD, mild nerve pain, mild-to-moderate body pain, some forms of arthritic pain, crohn's disease, appetite (and more)
Easy-to-handle form and noticeable terpenes retention in the final product.
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Today I learned the bad guys are winning.
And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again ...'cause I’ll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
Your Illinois Cannabis Authority
Case: Gorilla Glue #4 (Wax)
File Date: 05/08/2016
Case No: 0002
Gorilla Glue #4: Wax On, Wax Back