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Grand Doggy Purps: Citizen On Patrol
We’re cruising the beat a few days ago when this middle-aged guy steps off the sidewalk and into the road, waving us down in a panic. We pull over...
Me: What seems to be the problem, sir?
Citizen: [Poking his head in my driver’s side window] I was driving on 294 South yesterday, and I saw two cars racing and speeding.
Citizen:And, they were driving like maniacs and I have their plate numbers. [Reading off a scrap of paper] The black car was 897-4587 and the blue car was 399-3922.
Citizen: Aren’t you going to do anything about it?
Me: Sir, exactly what do you want me to do?
Citizen: Well, they broke the law, didn’t they?!
Me: Sir, they may have broken the law, but unless an officer witnesses the act, we can’t take any action.
Citizen: But I SAW them! Isn’t that good enough?!
Me: No sir, you’re not a police officer. We can’t arrest someone based solely on a witness statement.
Citizen: Lots of other people saw them too! What am I supposed to do? Record it on video?! I was DRI-VING!
Me: Sir, please; calm down.
Citizen: I gave you their plate numbers. Can’t you just look up their damn addresses and go put a little fear into them?!
Me: Sir, I’m not going to do that.
Citizen: Is THIS what my tax dollars go towards?!! I pay YOUR salary, damn it! You’ve got some nerve treating the public that you’re supposed to serve and pro-
Me: All right, sir. Calm down. Tell you what. Let me see if I can get someone to help you out.
Citizen: Good! I’ve had enough of you wasting my time!
Me: [I look over at my partner] Hey Jimmy, you want to help this guy out?
Me: Sorry, sir. Jimmy doesn’t want to help you. Have a nice day.
And as we drove away, I could see this screaming figure running after our cruiser and then disappear into the horizon.
Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid (80%/20%)
Genotype: Granddoggy Purps = Chemdawg D pheno X Granddaddy Purple
Chemdawg D – aka the “reunion” cut Granddaddy Purple = Purple Urkle X Big Bud
Original breeder of Grand Doggy Purps: Connoisseur Genetics
Original breeder of Granddaddy Purple: Ken Estes (Bay Area)
Date Purchased: 08/05/2016
Delivery Method Used: Clean glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 20.86%; THC .25%; CBDa 0%; CBD .96% (ACT Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: This 1-gram sample of Grand Doggy Purps consisted of dense, light and medium green buds with clumps of brown pistils and a large calyx structure. The purple physical traits from the renowned Granddaddy Purple side were not expressed in this sample.
Bud Density: 4.5 [1-5]
Terpene Profile: The intact buds gave off a predominantly earth smell with light purple perfume aromas. Once broken up, the bud smelled distinctly of purple with a pungency and light opium aroma in the background. Tasted of purple, earth and a light sour pungency with a very mild floral sweetness.
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Effects: A combination of cerebral and body. Hits the body but also engages the mind without instant sleepy time. May induce some spaciness/trippiness, and even couch lock in high doses. Those with high anxiety may want to go slow with this strain due to the Chem influence.
Duration of Effects: 2 hours
May Help With: Helped with stress and muscle pain. May also help with mood, muscle spasms, nerve pain, insomnia, appetite, creativity (and more)
A solid Indica that could work well as a daytime Indica for many and offers nice purple and floral terpene experience.
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And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again... 'cause I'll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
Case: Grand Doggy Purps (flower)
File Date: 08/09/2016
Case No: 0036
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