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Case: Granddaddy Purple Wax (extract)
File Date: 06/01/2017
Case No: 0119
Granddaddy Purple Wax: Q & A
I thought I’d open the mailbag this time around and share a recent letter from one of my many fans out there...
Hi Officer Downey,
I’d love to know – Have you ever tried weed?
-Steve in Addison
Dear Steve in Addison:
You’re asking me if I’ve ever danced with the devil’s vine? Made love to Mary Jane? Dabbled in Dabsville? Partied in Pot Town? Visited Vapeland? Puff-Puff-Passed? Blazed the bong? Toked the trees? Smoked the Sensi? Been naked with the nugs? Commingled with the cannabis? Kicked it with the kind? Got it on with the ganja? Digged a dugout? Done the dank? Burned the blunt? Fired up the fatty? And, come face-to-face with the Grin Reefer himself?
Why, how dare you! Good day, Sir!
Method of Extraction: Butane
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (typically 75 %/25%)
Genotype: Granddaddy Purps = Purple Urkle X Big Bud
aka: Granddaddy Purps or GDP
Originally bred in 2003 by Ken Estes in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Purchased On: 05/13/2017
Packaged On: 05/10/2017
Manufactured On: 05/02/2017
Net Weight: 1g
Purchase Price: $60, + tax
NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.
Delivery Method(s) Used: Glass dab rig w/ a quartz nail
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 88.63%; THC 2.28%; CBDa .71%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page.
Characteristics: Straw-colored, very fresh, semi-hard exterior with a soft interior.
Terpene Profile: Alpha-Bisabolol 0.0520%; Beta-Caryophyllene 0.2289%; Guaiol 0.0253%; Alpha-Humulene 0.0410%; Linalool 0.1798%; Limonene 0.0889%; Beta-Myrcene 1.5765% Alpha-Pinene 0.1933%; Beta-Pinene 0.0826% (ACT Labs)
In its intact state, this wax emitted strong purps. When dabbed, it tasted of purps – anise and grape, with a berry sweetness on the exhale and lingering sweet purps notes. This very fresh batch (made less than 2 weeks before use) was exceptionally tasty for a purps regular butane wax.
TIP: To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library page.
Effects: At first a potent body and mind combo, but after about 20-30 minutes the cerebral fades a bit as the body influence takes over. Very effective medicine for sleep, pain and all-purpose ‘mellowing’.
Duration of Effects: 2-3 hours, depending on dosage
May Help With: Helped with insomnia. May also help with overall pain management, muscle spasms, depression, anxiety, appetite (and more)
Superior taste, almost rivaling a live resin in flavor. It should be noted that freshness played a big role in the flavor.
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And remember Steve from Addison, the next time you turn around, turn around again ...'cause I’ll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710