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product photo. A birds eye shot of a straw-colored, very fresh, semi-hard chunk of wax with a soft interior sitting in a white round shallow plastic container.
product packaging. A three inch by four inch light blue ziplock pouch with the Cresco logo in white lettering.

Granddaddy Purple Wax: Q & A

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Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report

Case: Granddaddy Purple Wax (extract)  

 

File Date: 06/01/2017


Case No: 0119

NARRATIVE:
I thought I’d open the mailbag this time around and share a recent letter from one of my many fans out there...

Hi Officer Downey,

I’d love to know – Have you ever tried weed?

-Steve in Addison


 
Dear Steve in Addison:

You’re asking me if I’ve ever danced with the devil’s vine? Made love to Mary Jane? Dabbled in Dabsville? Partied in Pot Town? Visited Vapeland? Puff-Puff-Passed? Blazed the bong? Toked the trees? Smoked the Sensi? Been naked with the nugs? Commingled with the cannabis? Kicked it with the kind? Got it on with the ganja? Digged a dugout? Done the dank? Burned the blunt? Fired up the fatty? And, come face-to-face with the Grin Reefer himself?

Why, how dare you!  Good day, Sir!




ANALYSIS:

Method of Extraction: Butane

Form: Wax

Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (typically 75 %/25%)

Genotype:  Granddaddy Purps  =  Purple Urkle  X  Big Bud

aka: Granddaddy Purps or GDP

Originally bred in 2003 by Ken Estes in the San Francisco Bay Area.   

Cultivator: Cresco

Purchased On: 05/13/2017

Packaged On: 05/10/2017

Manufactured On: 05/02/2017

Net Weight: 1g

Purchase Price: $60, + tax

NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.

Delivery Method(s) Used: Glass dab rig w/ a quartz nail

Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 88.63%; THC 2.28%; CBDa .71%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)

TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page.

Characteristics: Straw-colored, very fresh, semi-hard exterior with a soft interior.   

Terpene Profile: Alpha-Bisabolol 0.0520%; Beta-Caryophyllene 0.2289%; Guaiol 0.0253%; Alpha-Humulene 0.0410%; Linalool 0.1798%; Limonene 0.0889%; Beta-Myrcene  1.5765% Alpha-Pinene 0.1933%; Beta-Pinene 0.0826% (ACT Labs)

In its intact state, this wax emitted strong purps. When dabbed, it tasted of purps – anise and grape, with a berry sweetness on the exhale and lingering sweet purps notes. This very fresh batch (made less than 2 weeks before use) was exceptionally tasty for a purps regular butane wax.

TIP: To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library page.

Effects: At first a potent body and mind combo, but after about 20-30 minutes the cerebral fades a bit as the body influence takes over. Very effective medicine for sleep, pain and all-purpose ‘mellowing’.

Duration of Effects: 2-3 hours, depending on dosage

May Help With: Helped with insomnia. May also help with overall pain management, muscle spasms, depression, anxiety, appetite (and more)

Rating: 4/5
Superior taste, almost rivaling a live resin in flavor.​ It should be noted that freshness played a big role in the flavor.


NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here

 

RPT SUMMARY:
And remember Steve from Addison, the next time you turn around, turn around again ...'cause I’ll be there.

-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710

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