Last week I pulled over a so called medical cannabis patient for a routine speeding ticket. Along with her ID and insurance, this young female toker accidentally handed me her grueling To-Do List for the day, which I thought I’d share with you...

Monday - Things To Do
Get up, Get ready
Eat breakfast
Get ID, $$$
Go Target to shop
Lunch (gyro, no onions)
Stop at dispensary
Go home and 
roll joint
Get stoned
Play Halo 5
Take nap

Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid (% breakdown unknown, but it’s a heavy-leaning Indica)

Gumbo  =  OG Kush pheno  Ogre Kush pheno (might be a Sensi Star pheno)

The lineage provided here is merely an educated guess at best and may be partially or completely incorrect.

Described by Cresco as an exclusive strain for them here in Illinois. 


Date Purchased: 06/30/2016

Delivery Method Used: Clean glass pipe

Cannabinoids Profile:
THCa 17.29%; THC .39%; CBDa 0%; CBD 1.65% (LK Pure Labs)

TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page. 

Phenotype Profile: The buds from this sample were a mix of light and mid greens with twisting orange hairs throughout and a large calyx structure. The buds were of medium density and had decent trichome coverage.    
             Bud Density: 3.5    [1-5]

Terpenes Profile: In its intact bud form, this sample emitted sweet, earthy and lightly pungent aromas. Once ground, the pine and pungent notes come to the forefront and mingle with sweetness. When smoked, this sample tasted lightly pungent and earthy with a distinct though very mild classic bubblegum flavor and aftertaste, which is a signature of this strain but not highly expressed in this batch.

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Effects: A relaxing classic Indica body high that offers feelings of contentment and happiness all around. This strain does not cause heavy couch lock with normal use, though it will help you chill.  

Duration of Effects: 1+ hour(s)

May Help With: mood, stress, depression, bipolar disorder, appetite, migraines, glaucoma, muscle spasms and tremors, mild-to-moderate body pain, some forms of nerve pain, insomnia (and more)

Offers a decent level of body relaxation and a unique flavor profile. Effects were a little short-lived and some characteristics were subdued. A good Indica flower with the potential for greatness.

NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here.

The trials and tribulations of a stoner. Folks I can't make this stuff up.

And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.

-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710

product packaging. A four inch high blue plastic pill bottle with a twist off top.
product photo. An eye level shot of three buds that are a mix of light and mid greens with twisting orange hairs throughout and a large calyx structure. A black metal grinder is in the immediate background of the shot.

Gumbo: Just Another Manic Monday

Case: Gumbo (flower)  


File Date: 07/06/2016

Case No: 0024