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Case: Jack Herer (flower)
File Date: 12/05/2016
Case No: 0072
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Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (55%/45%)
Genotype: Jack Herer = Haze X [Northern Lights #5 X (Northern Lights #5 X Skunk #1)]
A multiple CC winner, Jack Herer was originally bred by Sensi Seeds. It was named after a well-known cannabis activist.
This JH is part of GTI’s “The White Album” Series of Strains.
Date Purchased: 11/25/2016
Delivery Method(s) Used: clean glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 26.40%; THC 1.24%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page.
Phenotype Profile: These are some very dense, gnarly looking buds; a mix of greens and dark purplish sugar remnants all covered in a copper sheen of pistils and a thorough frosting of trichs.
Bud Density: 4.5 [1 - 5]
NOTE: My research indicates that there are 4 main JH phenos: Three are heavily Sativa influenced and one leans Indica.
Terpene Profile: In its intact state, these buds gave off a light, sweet, Haze-like set of aromas. When ground, you’re hit with sour-pine and citrus aromas and spicy-sweet notes. When smoked, this sample tasted mostly of sour, earth and very mild sweet-pungency. I also detected some citrus.
TIP: To learn all about terpenes, see the Terpenes Library page.
Effects: At first, pure lift and energy, and not anything like the cheap kind of boost you get with an energy drink. This is a powerful yet nuanced type of stimulation that seems to just keep climbing. You’re also going to realize that this bud does double duty; it also hits the body with noticeable power. Definitely a high that’s not for the faint of heart or first-timers. May cause anxiety and/or raciness at higher doses.
Duration of Effects: 2+ hours
May Help With: Helped with fatigue, stress and focus. May also help with nerve pain, body pain, muscle symptoms, mood, very helpful to trigger appetite (and more)
Admittedly, JH is one of my all-time favorites. This excellent example does not disappoint.
NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here.
Santa Downey is gonna find out who's naughty (including low level misdemeanors) and who's nice.
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-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
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