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Kandy Kush: All Bark, No Bite
A few weeks ago I spotted a 30-something female in a convenient store parking lot using a wire coat hanger to attempt to unlock a Honda CRV. People lock themselves out of their vehicles all the time so I thought I’d stop and see if I could assist.
I approached the woman and asked her what’s going on. Instead of telling me she locked herself out of her vehicle, she started weaving this incoherent tale about how this isn’t her SUV, someone else drove it here, she was just the passenger and she doesn’t even know the person who drove the vehicle, etcetera. I ran the plates and sure enough the vehicle was stolen the day before.
Throughout my interaction, I observed that this woman was missing her teeth. You know, her dentures. I took one look inside the vehicle and there, in the middle console, sat this perp’s set of chompers. Case closed.
Method of Extraction: Butane
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (60% / 40%)
Genotype: Kandy Kush = OG Kush X Train Wreck
Original Breeder is DNA Genetics. This strain is part of their ‘Reserva Privada’ collection.
Cultivator: Cresco Labs
Purchase Date: 01/18/2017
Net Weight: 1g
Purchase Price: $50, tax included
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Delivery Method Used(s): Glass dab rig with a quartz nail
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 78.67%; THC 2.75%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
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Physical Characteristics: This sample was a soft, medium-yellow, rectangular piece of wax. It was pliable but did not crumble when used. I would describe the consistency as fudge-like.
Terpene Experience: In its intact state, this wax emitted citrus lemon, anise and sweet notes. When dabbed, this sample tasted almost exclusively of pungent lemon. I detected hardly any of the sweet component often associated with this flower.
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Effects: For me, this one started out by providing a dose of cerebral euphoria that slowly morphed into a relaxing body high. The effects were unexpectedly more cerebral and intense than I had expected. It was kind of a Jekyll-Hyde set of effects for this reviewer.
Duration of Effects: 2+ hours
May Help With: Helped with mood. May also help with mild body and muscle pain, appetite, anxiety, nausea, depression (and more).
An acceptable wax version of the flower form, though it didn’t express much of the candy side.
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Case: Kandy Kush (wax)
File Date: 01/24/2017
Case No: 0088