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LA Cheese: To Live & Die
Case: LA Cheese (flower)
File Date: 07/03/2018
Case No: 0209
William Petersen is full-on LA Cheese in this movie.
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (70%/30%)
Genotype: LA Cheese = LA Confidential X Cheese
aka: Confidential Cheese Original breeder is Reserva Privada.
The Cheese is the Exodus Cheese cut.
Cultivator: Cresco Labs
Purchased On: 06/27/2018
Harvested On: 05/08/2018
Packaged On: 06/20/2018
Net Weight: 3.54g
Purchase Price: $60, + tax
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Delivery Method(s) Used: clean, glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 22.69%; THC 0%; CBDa 1.06%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: Round, pale and neon light green buds with some dark sugar leaf remnants and tight orange pistils scattered about.
Bud Density: 4 [1 -5]
Terpene Profile: I didn’t request the lab report for this product, so I won’t be providing the specific terpene levels for this review.
In their intact state, these buds emitted earth, pine and just a wisp of cheese. Once ground, this flower smelled of sweet earth and pine up front with very light cheese notes in the background. When smoked, the cheese was almost non-existent as the sweet earth and pine from the LA Confidential side took over. On this reviewer’s palate, the Cheese side of the terpene profile for this batch was mostly AWOL with only a hint of Cheese influence. The bud was a little on the damp side so I purged the moisture and tried this bud about a week later and got a bit more cheese and much more LA Confidential.
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Effects: The effects leaned heavily LA Confidential: A calming body stone that doesn’t knock you out and has a cerebral component. I would guess at high doses, these effects can produce couch lock and a nap. For me, the high didn't seem to be fully expressed, though it was potent.
Duration of Effects: 1.5+ hours
May Help With: Helped with mood. May also help with mild pain, appetite, nausea, sleep (and more)
This was one of those batches that has very nice physical traits but seemed to be a lacking in the terps a bit, which resulted in a somewhat muted smell, taste and effects. That said, I think this was Cresco's first run of this bud, so it could go from good to great.
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