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Case: Lemon Schmear Pre-Rolls (flower)
File Date: 01/28/2019
Case No: 0254
Lemon Schmear Pre-Rolls
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Form: Flower in Joint form
Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (breakdown unknown)
Genotype: Lemon Schmear = ??? X ???
I had my shop reach out to PharmaCannis regarding the lineage and were told they didn’t know exactly what the lineage was since it was a “one-off” grow. I cannot find any reliable information about genetics of this strain.
Purchased On: 01/20/2019
Packaged On: 12/18/18
Manufactured On: No mfg date on label. “Tested On” is 10/08/18
Net Weight: 1g = two 0.5g joints
Purchase Price: $12.00, + tax
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Phenotype Profile: N/A
Terpene Profile: In their intact state, these joints smelled quite assertively of dank lemon. When I pulled on an unlit joint, it tasted of light lemon with an OG-like backdrop. When smoked, I tasted dank sour lemon with with mild, sweet lemon notes.
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Effects: This was a pleasant and potent Sativa-leaning experience. Lots of energy, but not like a shot of adrenaline. There’s also a mild, heady component. Seemed akin to a Lemon OG high, but less intense all the way around.
Duration of Effects: 1.5+, depending on dosage
May Help With: Helped with mood and energy. May also help with depression, PTSD, mild aches and pains, appetite (and more).
Within the context of pre-rolls, these joints were fresh and tasty. The strain, Lemon Schmear, was reminiscent of PharmaCannis’ Lemon OG, which they stopped growing 6-9 months ago.
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