officer Dick Downey's Pot Report Marijuana / Cannabis Concentrate / Wax Product Review

product photo. An overhead shot of a clear silicone container with a metal dabber tool laying across it and one side of the container filled with pristine, bright lemon soft extract.

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NARRATIVE:
The 1984 version with George C. Scott as Scrooge

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ANALYSIS:

Method of Extraction: Ethanol (i.e., ethyl alcohol; food grade alcohol)

Form: Budder - i.e., soft wax (Ataraxia’s True Budder®)

Type: Iranian Indica Landrace (100% Indica)

Genotype: Mag Mile = Iranian Landrace

If you’ve had the Mag Mile flower, then no introduction is needed.

About Landraces
A “Landrace” strain is one that evolves naturally in its indigenous environment and is therefore absent of any systematic breeding or hybridization. As a result, over time the landrace strain adopts the traits best suited for its specific environs. This doesn’t necessarily make landrace strains superior to hybridized strains; however, their characteristics tend to be very unique. Think Acapulco Gold, Panama Red, Durban Poison, Purple Thai or Hindu Kush, to name a few.

Cultivator: Ataraxia

Purchased On: 12/09/2017

Packaged On: 10/23/2017

Manufactured On: Not indicated on packaging

Net Weight: 1g

Purchase Price: $60, plus tax

NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.

Delivery Method(s) Used: Glass dab rig w/ a quartz nail

Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 80.0%%; THC 7.92%; CBDa .51%; CBD 0% (Lab not listed on packaging)

TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library.

Characteristics: This sample was lemon colored, pristine and scoopable.

Terpene Profile: I did not request the lab report for this product so I will not be providing the specific terpenes and their levels for this sample.

In its intact state, this budder emitted hints of pungent sweetness. When dabbed, this sample exhibited a floral sweetness on the inhale and pungent light diesel and earth on the exhale. The flavors were mild expression of the Mag Mile flower’s flavor profile.

TIP: Low temp dabbing is highly recommended for this product to avoid significantly degrading the terpenes. To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library.

Effects: Powerful, knock you on your butt, old school Indica stone. Full Couchlock Potential. The effects expand and intensify over time to encapsulate the entire body and mind. Anxiety and stress melt away as you fall into a potent state of blissful tranquility.

Duration of Effects: 3+ hours, depending on dosage

May Help With: Helped with mood and sleep. May also help with body pain, muscle pain and spasms, nerve pain, anxiety, stress, panic, PTSD, side effects from cancer treatment, appetite, nausea (and much more).

Rating: 4.5/5
An excellent Mag Mile extract.

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RPT SUMMARY:

Dickens could not have created more perfect name for his character, Ebenezer Scrooge.

And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.

-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710

Mag Mile: The 1984 Version