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**This live resin is part of a 2-Pack Extract Special
"The Silence of The Lambs: A Romantic Comedy". Ohhh, doctor. Excuse me while I go take a cold shower.
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (95%/5%)
Genotype: Northern Lights #5 = Afghani landrace X Thai landrace
There is debate on the lineage. A classic that is one of the most influential breeding strains of all time. I remember how coveted well-grown cuts of this strain were in the mid-to-late 1980s. There was a lot that sucked about the 80s’, but the heirlooms & landraces available back then were wonderful.
Purchased On: 01/28/2018
Packaged On: 10/27/2017
Manufactured On: 10/17/2017
Net Weight: 1g
Purchase Price: 1g usually retails for $70.00, + tax, but I purchased this extract as part of Cresco’s ‘Reserve 2PK Concentrate Special’, which was $84 for 1g Joliet Jake Shatter & 1g of Northern Lights #5 Live Resin, or $42 per gram.
NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.
Delivery Method(s) Used: glass dab rig with thick quartz nail
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 79.43%; THC 4.43%; CBDa 2.63%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library.
Physical Characteristics: Glimmering, sunburst-golden; had structure, though quite soft.
Terpene Profile: I did not request the lab report for this sample, so I will not be providing the specific terpene levels for this product.
In its intact state, the aromas were a powerful mix of pine and sweet floral. When dabbed, this sample tasted of sweet, flowery pine and hash.
TIPS: Low temperature dabbing is mandatory to achieve the most flavorful and potent experience. To learn about terpenes, see the Terpenes Library.
Effects: Northern Lights #5 is known for its classic Indica power-melt stone, and this example delivered. Serious couchlock and body numbing. NL #5 is not just a sleeping pill; there’s plenty of euphoria, too.
To sum up:
Duration of Effects: 2.5-3.5+ hours, depending on dosage
May Help With: Helped with G.I. discomfort and sleep. May also help with body pain, nerve pain, muscle pain, PTSD, anxiety, stress (and more).
An outstanding translation of the Northern Lights #5 flower to a live resin. Good medicine.
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-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
Case: Northern Lights #5 Live Resin (extract)
File Date: 02/14/2017
Case No: 0177
Northern Lights #5 Live Resin: Happy Valentine's Day, Clarise!