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Form: Flower, Cresco’s “Premium Popcorn Buds”
Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (approx. 60%/40%)
Genotype: Pineapple Express = Hawaiian Landrace X Trainwreck
Trainwreck = (Unknown Thai X Unknown Mexican) X Unknown Afghani
Purchased On: 7/03/2019
Harvested On: 06/18/2019
Packaged On: 06/28/2019
Net Weight: 14g, or 1/2 ounce
Purchase Price: $150, + tax
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Delivery Method(s) Used: clean, glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 30.40%; THC 1.12%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: This sample of popcorn was fresh, dank with some untrimmed sugar leaves. These are the smaller, interior buds, often lower on the plant. In this case, these buds were surprising sticky. There is no shake.
Bud Density: 3.5 [1-5]
Terpene Profile: I did not request the lab reports for this product so I will not be providing the specific terpene levels in this product.
In their intact state, these popcorn buds emitted assertive apple and mango. Once ground, I smelled fresh pineapple and a tropical sweetness. When smoked, I tasted fresh cut pineapple with notes of pine. Outstanding, textbook flavors. As a side note, although this bud is more fluffy than dense, it grinds up nicely.
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Effects: It begins with a mild cerebral euphoria...and you think, “Well, that’s quite mild.” About 10 minutes later you realize this bud is a creeper. The cerebral high becomes much more present while an overall body buzzing kicks in. The high is potent and ebbs and flows with pleasant energy. I did notice that at high doses, there is a chance for anxiousness. For me, this one works well as an effective daytime strain.
Duration of Effects: 2+ hours, depending on dosage
May Help With: Helped with mood and creativity. May also help with depression, stress, appetite stimulation, mild body and muscle pain (and more)
Cresco has really dialed-in this strain. These popcorn buds were truly outstanding in every way.
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Pineapple Express Popcorn
Case: Pineapple Express Popcorn (flower)
File Date: 07/11/2019
Case No: 0285