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Purple Linda: Coin Collection
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Case: Purple Linda (flower)
File Date: 11/18/2016
Case No: 0066
A few days ago I went to arrest a fifty-year-old man for felony theft. Sadly, that’s typical, though the circumstances were not.
This guy, who lives with his widowed father, stole a coin collection from him. Seems he dumped the $20,000 collection into a CoinStar® machine at a neighborhood grocery store. He then took the $60 he got for them and scored a few pain pills.
NOTE: This bud is part of a Bedford Grow Flower Sampler, which includes a gram each of an Indica, Hybrid and Sativa flower.
Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid
Genotype: Purple Linda = Unknown Purple Indica Strain X Haze
Cultivator: Bedford Grow
Date Purchased: 11/12/2016
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 18.79%; THC .56%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (LK Pure Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: This 1g bud exhibited mostly light greens and long, pale orange pistils surrounded by hues of purple throughout. This bud was quite dense and loaded with trichomes.
Bud Density: 4.5 [1-5]
Terpene Profile: In its intact state, this sample smelled of classic purps with a distinct spicy-sweet-pungent Haze aroma. Once ground, it’s a loud expression of the genetics; heavy purps combined with the Haze aromas. When smoked, this sample’s flavor profile mirrored its lineage with lots of tasty purple up front followed a Haze finish.
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Effects: A mostly classic Indica stone – body numbing and relaxing. There is also a mild but noticeable cerebral influence that will keep the couch lock at bay for a little while. The effects are inviting, especially as a daytime Indica.
Duration of Effects: 2 hours
May Help With: Helped with stress, sleep and post-operative pain. May also help with some forms of body pain, mild nerve pain, appetite, anxiety (and more)
A well-grown, unique and effective Indica. A wonderful purps expression with a Haze twist.
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So far we’ve recovered about half of the father’s coins.
And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again... 'cause I'll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710