Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report

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Purple Linda: Coin Collection       

NARRATIVE:
A few days ago I went to arrest a fifty-year-old man for felony theft. Sadly, that’s typical, though the circumstances were not.

This guy, who lives with his widowed father, stole a coin collection from him. Seems he dumped the $20,000 collection into a CoinStar® machine at a neighborhood grocery store. He then took the $60 he got for them and scored a few pain pills.

 

 
ANALYSIS:
NOTE: This bud is part of a Bedford Grow Flower Sampler, which includes a gram each of an Indica, Hybrid and Sativa flower.

Type
: Indica-dominant Hybrid

Genotype
: 
Purple Linda  =  Unknown Purple Indica Strain  X  Haze

Cultivator
:
Bedford Grow

Date Purchased
: 11/12/2016

Cannabinoids Profile
:
THCa 18.79%; THC .56%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (LK Pure Labs)


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Phenotype Profile
: This 1g bud exhibited mostly light greens and long, pale orange pistils surrounded by hues of purple throughout. This bud was quite dense and loaded with trichomes.                                  
                Bud Density: 4.5    [1-5]

Terpene Profile
: In its intact state, this sample smelled of classic purps with a distinct spicy-sweet-pungent Haze aroma. Once ground, it’s a loud expression of the genetics; heavy purps combined with the Haze aromas. When smoked, this sample’s flavor profile mirrored its lineage with lots of tasty purple up front followed a Haze finish.


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Effects
: A mostly classic Indica stone – body numbing and relaxing. There is also a mild but noticeable cerebral influence that will keep the couch lock at bay for a little while. The effects are inviting, especially as a daytime Indica. 

Duration of Effects
: 2 hours    

May Help With
: Helped with stress, sleep and post-operative pain. May also help with some forms of body pain, mild nerve pain, appetite, anxiety (and more)

Rating:
4/5
A well-grown, unique and effective Indica. A wonderful purps expression with a Haze twist.  

NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here.

 


RPT SUMMARY:

So far we’ve recovered about half of the father’s coins. ​

And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again... 'cause I'll be there.


-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710




product photo. An eye level shot of a pine cone shaped bud with mostly light greens and long, pale orange pistils surrounded by hues of purple throughout.
product packaging. A four inch high white round pill bottle with a purple twist off top.

Case: Purple Linda (flower)  

 

File Date: 11/18/2016


Case No: 0066

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