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Razzmatazz Live Sugar: Lollipopalooza

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Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report

Case: Razzmatazz Live Sugar (extract)  

 

File Date: 05/29/2018

Case No: 0202

NARRATIVE:
With Memorial weekend, the summer concert season has officially started. Unfortunately, I still have to work a few of these venues this year, so here are some important reminders to all you outdoor concert burn-outs from Officer Downey:

1. Don't touch me.

2. Don't ask to see my hat or gun. 

3. You can ask for my badge number, which I will be happy to provide, along with a free ride to jail.

4. Don't approach me if you've pissed your pants.

5. The Red Hot Chili Peppers, again?!

6. Don't hug me. 

7. No, I am not "diggin it, yo". 

For all you smelly hippies out there, here's a famous moment by Ravi Shankar and Alla Rakha, Monterey Pop Festival, June 1967

                                                                                                      This is a video of the event: 
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ANALYSIS:​

Method of Extraction: Butane 

Form: Live Sugar

Type: Sativa-dominant Hybrid (75%/25%)

Genotype:  Razzmatazz  = Skunk #1 Phenotype

There is some info out there online about a "GDP X Lavender" cut, but this flower is not at all related to those genetics.

Cultivator: PharmaCannis

Purchased On: 05/23/2018​

Packaged On: Not on label, but “Date Tested” is 04/23/2018​

About the Packaging: PharmaCannis is now using this nitrogen packaging system. Here's a video about how it works. 

Manufactured On: 05/04/2018   
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Net Weight: 1g

Purchase Price: $55.00, + tax   

NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.

Delivery Method(s) Used: Glass dab rig with a quartz nail

Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 82.96%; THC 1.35%; THCv 1.53%​; CBDa 1.10%; CBD 0%; CBC 0.21%; CBG 0.13%; CBN 1.39% (LK Pure Labs)

TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library.

Physical Characteristics:  Neon yellow, juicy, pureed, glowing, very fresh.     

Terpene Profile: Here is the terpene profile as listed on the product label. I did not get this data from the product’s lab report. The top three terpenes with the highest quantities present are highlighted in red text.

Beta-Caryophyllene 0.92%; Limonene1.31%;  Beta-Myrcene 2.54%; Ocimene 2.23%;  Beta-Pinene 1.19%; Terpinolene 5.28% (LK Pure Labs) 

In its intact state, this live sugar emitted a dank, loud combo of skunk and citrus with fruity notes. Powerful aromas. When dabbed, this Razzmatazz tasted of mild, sweet fruity citrus and skunk, with the skunk more amplified on the exhale. I thought I detected some floral notes, too. The flavor was wide-ranging though surprisingly less intense on my palate than its aromas, even at very low temps.

TIPS:  Low temperature dabbing is mandatory for this Razzmatazz to achieve optimum flavor. Go even slightly lower than you normally do for low temp dabbing.  To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library.

Effects: At once energetic, exhilarating and stoned out. The high starts out deceptively gentle but after 15 min or so the intensity steadily builds. The gaps fill in, neurons untwist, dendrites tingle and you are shown just a glimpse of Enlightenment. And, you shall be thankful.  ​

Duration of Effects: 2-3+ hours, depending on dosage ​

May Help With: Helped with mood and energy. May also help with depression, anxiety, pain, nausea, appetite. (and more).

Rating: 4/5
A quality & interesting live sugar. Makes me want to try the flower.

​NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here.
 

​RPT SUMMARY:
 There are no safe spaces. 
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​And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again, cause' I'll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710

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