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Tangerine Haze: Crime Doesn't Pay
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Case: Tangerine Haze (flower)
File Date: 09/15/2016
Case No: 0048
Last night I get a call that a local kabob joint was robbed. I get over there and the owner tells me a guy came in to pick up a take-out order. She says he paid for the food and then while she went to get his order, the customer grabbed the tip jar and fled the scene. I reviewed their security cameras and, sure enough, the guy did run off with their tip jar.
The owner of the restaurant told me the man who stole the tip jar took off without his food, which he had already purchased for $9.82. We caught up to the thief and recovered the tip jar, which contained $6.77.
Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (typically 60% / 40%)
Genotype: Tangerine Haze = G13 Haze X NYC Diesel
G13 Haze = G13 X Neville’s Super Haze
Cultivator: Progressive Treatment Solutions - PTS
Date Purchased: 09/08/2016
Delivery Method(s) Used: clean glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 22.02%; THC 1.23%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0%; CBN 1.04% (ACT Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: Sticky mid-green and sage colored buds loaded with long, twisting orange pistils and lots of trichome development.
Bud Density: 3.5 [1 – 5]
Terpene Profile: When you pop the top on this sample, you’re walloped with two competing aromas: Haze (my personal favorite strain family) and citrus. The unmistakable spicy and sweet-pungent aromas of Haze are bold and mingle with a just-as-assertive bright, zesty citrus and floral notes. A residual diesel smell from the NYC-D is also noticeable in the background as it decides whether to be citrus or fuel. When smoked, this sample tasted of Haze sweetness, tangerine citrus with floral hints.
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Effects: A wonderfully uplifting cerebral experience that’s not harsh with a very mild body component. I experienced no raciness or anxiety with this strain. The effects promoted focus and heightened creativity, too.
Duration of Effects: 2 hrs
May Help With: Helped with mood, focus and energy. May also help with anxiety, stress, depression, ADD, ADHD, PTSD (and more)
This was a sticky textbook example of Tangerine Haze. I've had several batches of this PTS Tangerine Haze and it's perfectly dried, cured and trimmed every time.
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