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Turbo Space Cake
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Case: Turbo Space Cake (flower)
File Date: 09/02/2019
Case No: 0299
Type: Sativa-dominant Hybrid (% breakdown unknown)
Genotype: Turbo Space Cake = Turbo Lemon Cake X Alien Orange Candy #109
This is an in-house bred strain.
Turbo Lemon Cake = Sour Kush X Sour Diesel X Harlequin
Purchased On: 07/25/2019
Packaged On: 07/12/2019
Manufactured On: 06/24/2019
Delivery Method Used(s): Clean, glass pipe
Net Weight: 1.75g, or a half an eighth
Purchase Price: $30, + tax
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Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 29.55%; THC 0.87%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (LK Pure Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: Small, conical-shaped, bright green buds with an abundance of copper hairs.
Bud Density: 4 [1-5]
Terpene Profile: The label lists the terpenes profile for this flower, as follows:
Limonene; Beta-Myrcene; Ocimene; Alpha-Pinene; Beta-Pinene (LK Pure Labs)
In their intact state, these buds emitted light citrus with herbal and and earthy notes. Once ground, the aromas really opened up. I’m not sure if there’s any Haze lineage in this strain, but I was hit with that unique sweet Haze-like dankness with pine and fuel undertones. There might not be any Haze in this strain, but it sure did resemble it. The smoke was exceptionally smooth. The flavors were subtle on my palate. I detected light, sweet citrus on the inhale and mostly earth and pine on the exhale.
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Effects: There’s no doubt that these effects are an energetic, cerebral ride. You’ll experience a bright buzzing high. There is at once clarity and some headiness to it. Take note that this batch is also as potent as it is pleasant. At higher doses there is a chance for some raciness, so pace yourself. I found it to be a wonderful daytime set of effects at low and moderate doses.
Duration of Effects: 1.5 - 2 hours
May Help With: Helped with mood and nausea. May also help with fatigue, mild pain management, depression (and more)
A unique genetic combination. If you’re a Sativa lover, this one is worth exploring.
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