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Case: Wedding Cake (flower)
File Date: 07/02/2019
Case No: 0282
"Burn Down the Mission" By Elton John
Type: Hybrid (breakdown unknown)
Genotype: Wedding Cake = Triangle Kush X Animal Mints
Per the packaging, this cut of Wedding Cake is described as “a phenotype of triangle mints, JB cut”.
Animal Mints = Animal Cookies x Sin Mint Cookies
This cut of Wedding Cake is NOT Cherry Pie X Girl Scout Cookies, which is the more popular lineage.
Cultivator: Ataraxia - a Verano brand
Purchase Date: 06/24/2019
Packaged On: 06/18/20199
Manufactured On: 06/06/2019
Net Weight: 1g
Purchase Price: $20, tax included
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Delivery Method(s) Used: clean, glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 31.60%; THC 0.41%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: Dense buds with tight copper pistils and covered in trichomes. There are a lot of GSC physical traits expressed in this bud.
Density: 4.5 [1 – 5]
Terpenes Profile: I did not request the lab for this sample so I will not be providing specific terpene levels for this product.
In their intact state, these buds emitted dank spicy/sweet and herbaceous aromas. Once ground, I smelled sweet Durban, spice and herbal notes. When burned, I tasted super dank OG kushness and Durban with a spicy finish. Sweet dankness lingers on the palate. A very nice smoke that has an OG-heavy terpene profile.
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Effects: A great kush crossed with lots of cookies results in a strong OG Kush stone. I would describe this high as the stoner’s stone. Lots of mind and body euphoria with a dose of headiness. Think a very Kushy-leaning GSC. A wonderful high that won’t knock you completely out.
Duration of Effects: 2+ hours, depending on dosage
May Help With: Helped with mood. May also help with anxiety, stress, a wide range of pain management, appetite, PTSD, appetite (and more)
We can debate the genetics, but there’s no doubt this is top shelf quality flower in every way. Triangle Kush is a smart substitute for Cherry Pie, and I think those genetics result in a better flower.
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