"Burn Down the Mission" By Elton John

Form: Flower

Hybrid  (breakdown unknown)

Genotype:   Wedding Cake  Triangle Kush  X  Animal Mints

Per the packaging, this cut of Wedding Cake is described as “a phenotype of triangle mints, JB cut”.

Animal Mints = Animal Cookies x Sin Mint Cookies

This cut of Wedding Cake is NOT Cherry Pie X Girl Scout Cookies, which is the more popular lineage.

Ataraxia - a Verano brand

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Purchase Price:
$20, tax included

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Delivery Method(s) Used:
clean, glass pipe 

Cannabinoids Profile
: THCa 31.60%; THC 0.41%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)

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Phenotype Profile:
Dense buds with tight copper pistils and covered in trichomes. There are a lot of GSC physical traits expressed in this bud. 
        Density: 4.5 [1 – 5]

Terpenes Profile:
I did not request the lab for this sample so I will not be providing specific terpene levels for this product.

In their intact state, these buds emitted dank spicy/sweet and herbaceous aromas. Once ground, I smelled sweet Durban, spice and herbal notes. When burned, I tasted super dank OG kushness and Durban with a spicy finish. Sweet dankness lingers on the palate. A very nice smoke that has an OG-heavy terpene profile. ​

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A great kush crossed with lots of cookies results in a strong OG Kush stone. I would describe this high as the stoner’s stone. Lots of mind and body euphoria with a dose of headiness. Think a very Kushy-leaning GSC. A wonderful high that won’t knock you completely out.   ​

Duration of Effects:
2+ hours, depending on dosage

May Help With:
Helped with mood. May also help with anxiety, stress, a wide range of pain management, appetite, PTSD, appetite  (and more) 

Rating: 4.5/5
We can debate the genetics, but there’s no doubt this is top shelf quality flower in every way. Triangle Kush is a smart substitute for Cherry Pie, and I think those genetics result in a better flower.  

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Wedding Cake

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Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report

Case: Wedding Cake (flower)  


File Date: 07/02/2019

Case No: 0282