"If Drinkin Don't Kill Me (Her Memory Will)" By George Jones

Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid (% breakdown unknown)

Genotype:  Wedding Crasher  =  Wedding Cake  X  Purple Punch

The original breeder is Symbiotic Genetics.

Wedding Cake  =  Triangle Kush  X  Animal Mints

Purple Punch  =  Larry OG  X  Granddaddy Purple 

Cultivator: Revolution

Purchased On: 10/07/2019​

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Manufactured On:

Delivery Method Used(s):
Clean, glass pipe

Net Weight:
1.75g, or a half an eighth 

Purchase Price:
$30, + tax 

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Cannabinoids Profile
THCa 24.49%; THC 0.36%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0%  (LK Pure Labs)

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Phenotype Profile:
Chunky, dense, bright green flowers with hints of purple sugar leaves, tight orange pistils and drenched in trichomes.       
            Bud Density: 4.50  [Airy 1 -  Rock 5]

Terpene Profile:
The label lists the terpenes profile for this flower, as follows:

Beta-Caryophyllene; ElemeneLimonene; LinaloolBeta-Myrcene;  (LK Pure Labs)

In their intact state, these buds smelled strongly of sweet vanilla, which some could interpret as a white cake aroma. Once ground, you’d think the vanilla would burst open, but instead a sour/sweet punch comes through. When burned, I tasted light, sweet vanilla, sharp gas and earth on the inhale with sweet and sour notes on the exhale with a tartness that lingers. Complex, tasty terps.
          Flavor Intensity: 2.25  [1 Low, 2 Moderate, 3 High]    

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 This was a thoroughly euphoric, vibrant, uplifting and chill experience. The high feels like it could be the 1st cousin of the Bermuda Triangle OG or Ice Cream Cake strains. A nice choice for any time you want relaxation and a potent high that won’t put you to bed, though it does provide a mellow crash at the very end. I did not experience any significant energetic-like clarity, as others sometimes note about this strain.  ​

Duration of Effects:
2 hours

May Help With:
Helped with mood. May also help with depression, anxiety, panic, headaches, a variety of pain management, a ruminating mind, PTSD  (and more) ​

A connoisseur level example of Wedding Crasher.           

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Case: Wedding Crasher (flower)  


File Date: 11/01/2019

Case No: 0319

Wedding Crasher

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