"If Drinkin Don't Kill Me (Her Memory Will)" By George Jones
Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid (% breakdown unknown)
Genotype: Wedding Crasher = Wedding Cake X Purple Punch
The original breeder is Symbiotic Genetics.
Wedding Cake = Triangle Kush X Animal Mints
Purple Punch = Larry OG X Granddaddy Purple
Purchased On: 10/07/2019
Packaged On: 09/28/2019
Manufactured On: 09/05/2019
Delivery Method Used(s): Clean, glass pipe
Net Weight: 1.75g, or a half an eighth
Purchase Price: $30, + tax
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Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 24.49%; THC 0.36%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (LK Pure Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: Chunky, dense, bright green flowers with hints of purple sugar leaves, tight orange pistils and drenched in trichomes.
Bud Density: 4.50 [Airy 1 - Rock 5]
Terpene Profile: The label lists the terpenes profile for this flower, as follows:
Beta-Caryophyllene; Elemene; Limonene; Linalool; Beta-Myrcene; (LK Pure Labs)
In their intact state, these buds smelled strongly of sweet vanilla, which some could interpret as a white cake aroma. Once ground, you’d think the vanilla would burst open, but instead a sour/sweet punch comes through. When burned, I tasted light, sweet vanilla, sharp gas and earth on the inhale with sweet and sour notes on the exhale with a tartness that lingers. Complex, tasty terps.
Flavor Intensity: 2.25 [1 Low, 2 Moderate, 3 High]
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Effects: This was a thoroughly euphoric, vibrant, uplifting and chill experience. The high feels like it could be the 1st cousin of the Bermuda Triangle OG or Ice Cream Cake strains. A nice choice for any time you want relaxation and a potent high that won’t put you to bed, though it does provide a mellow crash at the very end. I did not experience any significant energetic-like clarity, as others sometimes note about this strain.
Duration of Effects: 2 hours
May Help With: Helped with mood. May also help with depression, anxiety, panic, headaches, a variety of pain management, a ruminating mind, PTSD (and more)
A connoisseur level example of Wedding Crasher.
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Case: Wedding Crasher (flower)
File Date: 11/01/2019
Case No: 0319