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Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (dominance unknown)
Genotype: White 99 = The White X Cinderella 99
Unknown original breeder.
Cultivator: Green Thumb Industries (GTI)
Purchased On: 12/27/2018
Manufactured On: 12/17/2018
Packaged On: 12/17/2018
Net Weight: 1g
Purchase Price: $20.00, + tax
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Phenotype Profile: Neon green, rock hard nugs. Very tightly trimmed. Too tightly for my taste, with lots of flat sides, as if this sample was machine trimmed, though I’m told GTI hand-trims all their bud.
Bud Density: 5 [1 – 5]
Terpene Profile: I did not request the lab report for this sample, so I won’t be including the specific terpene levels for this product in this review.
In its intact state, these buds smelled of light pine with a dank sweetness underneath. When ground, the aromas opens up, emitting mostly a sweetness from the Cinderella side on a light foundation of earthy dankness from The White. Leafly describes this strain as “tasting mostly of tart orange and lemon with a Kushy floral note on the finish”. My flavor experience was quite different with this batch. I tasted a light sweetness, a strange generic earthy dankness and some tart, short-lived pops at the end. It seemed as if, at least on my palate, the Cindrella citrus sweetness didn’t really express itself, allowing The White’s subdued dankness to take over. Overall, the flavors were underwhelming. Interestingly, my research indicates that this lack of flavor is actually White 99’s odd characteristic, which is inherited by The White.
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Effects: This flower expressed essentially the same set of effects as the live resin. Comes on strong. Runs the spectrum. Lots of potential lid droop with this one, folks. For me, I felt simultaneously energized and couch locked. Psychedelic notes at times. There was a crash at the end. Like the live resin, it felt like some old school wacked out sh*t!
Duration of Effects: 2-2.5+ hours, depending on dosage
May Help With: Helped with mood & mild cervical pain. May also help with stress, mild-to-moderate pain, depression, creativity booster, nausea, spasticity, appetite (and more)
A very nice example of White 99, which has been popular in Colorado for a couple of years now.
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Your Illinois Cannabis Authority
Case: White 99 (flower)
File Date: 01/08/2019
Case No: 0252